GUYS LOOK AT DAN OMFG HE HAS MATT’S FACE DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT
STILL FUCKING FUNNY I CANT BREATHE
OMG
i aM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT
(Source: theynevercomeclosetoyou, via squidgy-squidgyfalalalala)
satan: your favourite band are touring your country but the nearest they're playing is two hours away from you
satan: and none of your friends want to come with you
satan: and you happen to have no money
satan: oh and isn't it the day before that big exam
satan: so yeah
relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5






